Ahhh! Jolly the Green Giant is coming to steal our jewels, wait is that Kimora?  Girl, your such a diva on your show but where is the effort in your clothes?!  And ever see the movie, Too Wong Foo Thanks for Everything? Cause you look like Wesley Snipes in that shimmery dress.

Rating: 1

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Same hairstyle, check. Same smile, check. Same hand pose left and right, check. Same foot pose, check. Same bad taste, absolutely! Think outside the box, (or HILLS for that matter) Lauren.

Rating: 2

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They say Monet was an impressionist artist. The only impression Rachel Zoe and Christine Chenoweth left are stains from their dresses.

Zoe is an acclaimed celeb stylist- keyword is style. You did not “shut it down”! Chenoweth looks like Barbie that has been rolling around with Ken in bed. Get an iron!

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Boom! Debra Messing looks like Mortisha electrocuted. Shouldn’t have stood under a tree my dear!

And Monique Lhuillier’s dress on the runway looks flawless. Sometimes its best for the models to wear these creations. I would wear this Lhuillier dress on my death bed, I’ll be the hottest corpse in a casket!

Rating:

1 for Debra Messing

5 for the supermodel in the runway

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The two hour season premiere of Heroes last night was a bit disappointing. There was just too much power play going on and that will probably kill it for me. I used to be a Lost fan when the show lost me on its third season.  Here’s hoping they won’t go the same route.

LOL Moments:

Do you know Britney Spears?

We should have gotten Sprint.

WTF Moments:

Angela Petrilli is Xylar’s mother?

Suresh gets sexy?! Hmmm…

Happy Moment:

Ali Larter has more air time. Yay. That woman is ridiculously hot.

Too bad I can’t say the same thing for her black and white flowing dress. This is what happens when you have a nice cut with the wrong print- not nice.

Rating: 2

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Doesn’t matter what angle you pose Heidi -  front, back, sideways, it’s all ugly anyway. Pink isn’t red Heidi - color blind?

Rating: 1

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While Michelle Rodriguez has certainly done her share of being the Hollywood bad girl, she reveals that her true colors are really quite the opposite.Before tough girl roles and brushes with the law, the high school dropout shared that she has a nerdy side too. “I love information, and I hang out with a bunch of scientists in L.A. that are really cool,” the actress told OK! Magazine, “They put everything in layman?s terms.”

She also doesn?t mince her words when it comes to describing herself. “Well, I?m a weirdo and a geek,” she admits.

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Stay far, far away from prints like this. At a risk of a bacterial infection, you do not want to have these viral-inspired prints anywhere close to your body.

Rating:

2 for Lucy Liu

1 for Jennifer Garner

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Yes, Sheryl, I want to use that mic to pound Ashanti?s head too. There?s a reason why leggings are usually worn with longer tops. But there?s no reason for that metallic flower around her waist. Do you even have wardrobe people, Ashanti?

But Sheryl Crow is Sheryl Crow and she can wear whatever she wants. Not a huge lover of country glam but I?m definitely a fan of Sheryl?s music. So I?m not complaining.

Rating:

1 for Ashanti

3 for Sheryl Crow

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Music legend George Michael was arrested last Friday in London after allegedly being in possession of Class A and Class C drugs, People Magazine reported.”A 45-year-old man was arrested on Sept. 19 in the Hampstead Heath area on suspicion of the possession of drugs,” a Scotland Yard report read. It didn?t take a long time for the identity of this mystery male to be revealed. Turns out he was no other than George Michael.

This is the 48-year-old singer?s most recent brush-up with the law. Many of us can remember the most notorious one ? when he was arrested for lewd behavior in Beverly Hills last April 1998.

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